30 Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Best Friend Male
Happy birthday, my dearest pal! You're getting so old that you'll soon need a walker!
Happy Birthday to my dirt-old friend! May you find a relaxing rocking chair in which to spend the rest of your days!
Happy birthday to the man who is so wise that he should run for President. Are you sure you're not already running?
Happy birthday to the world's best pal! I'm surprised you haven't already become a billionaire!
Happy birthday, my best friend! May all of your dreams come true, except those that involve me doing anything for you.
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Happy birthday to the most incredible person I've ever met! I can't stand being around you because you're so incredible.
Happy birthday to my business partner! You're so wonderful that I'm surprised you're not in jail.
Happy birthday to my brilliant friend who makes Einstein look like a toddler.
Happy birthday to the man with everything! With the exception of a brain.
Happy birthday to the most wonderful person on the planet! I can't believe you're not an Olympic athlete because you're so amazing.
Happy birthday to the most attractive man I know! With the exception of your bald spot on your head.
Happy birthday, my talented friend who makes Shakespeare look like a first grader.
Happy birthday to the coolest guy in town! You're so incredible that I'm surprised you're not a superhero.
Happy birthday, man with the biggest heart! The only difference is that it's made of stone.
Congratulations on your birthday, Mr. Everything! Except for hair, teeth, and a healthy liver.
Happy birthday, my popular friend! You're like the king of the world! The only problem is that no one knows who you are.
Happy birthday, my best friend from the entire world! You're so amazing that I can't believe you're not a unicorn.
Congratulations on your birthday, Mr. Everything! With the exception of common sense.
Happy birthday to my friend who makes comedians look like they're not even trying.
Happy birthday to the man with the most incredible personality! Except for the anger management issue.
Happy birthday, my popular friend! You're like the king of the world! The only problem is that no one knows who you are.
Happy birthday, my best friend from the entire world! You're so amazing that I can't believe you're not a unicorn.
Congratulations on your birthday, Mr. Everything! With the exception of common sense.
Happy birthday to my friend who makes comedians look like they're not even trying.
Happy birthday to the man with the most incredible personality! Except for the anger management issue.
Happy birthday to my friend who is so talented that she makes Beyoncé look like she's just getting started.
Happy birthday to my sweet friend who makes sugar taste bitter.
Congratulations on your birthday, Mr. Everything! Except for a hint.
Happy birthday, my best friend from the entire world! You're so incredible that I'm surprised you're not a unicorn.
Happy birthday to the most amazing person I've ever met! Except for the fact that you never call me back.