30 Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for best friend female
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Happy birthday to my pal who is as old as the pyramids! May you be able to spend the rest of your days in a comfortable nursing home!
Happy Birthday to the woman who is so wise, you should be ruling the world. Wait, you don't already rule?
Happy birthday to the world's best pal! I'm surprised you haven't already made a million dollars!
Happy birthday, the woman who has it all! Except for a good haircut, a sense of humour, and a functioning brain.
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Happy Birthday to my bestie! May all of your dreams come true, except those that involve me doing anything for you.
Happy birthday to the most amazing person I've ever met! I can't stand being around you because you're so amazing.
Happy birthday to my business partner! You're so wonderful that I'm surprised you're not in jail.
Happy birthday, my brilliant friend who makes Stephen Hawking look like a toddler.
Happy birthday to the woman with everything! Except for a heart.
Happy birthday to the most wonderful person on the planet! I can't believe you're not an Oscar winner because you're so amazing.
Happy birthday to the most beautiful woman I know! With the exception of that unibrow.
Happy birthday, my talented friend who makes Michelangelo look like a finger painter.
Happy birthday to the coolest girl in town! You're so incredible that I'm surprised you're not a rockstar.
Happy birthday to the lady with the biggest heart! The only difference is that it's made of ice.
Happy birthday to my popular friend, you're like the world's queen! The only problem is that no one knows who you are.
Happy birthday, my best friend from the entire world! You're so amazing that I can't believe you're not a mermaid.
Happy birthday, the woman who has it all! With the exception of common sense.
Happy birthday to my friend who makes comedians look like they're not even trying.
Happy birthday to the woman with the most incredible personality! Except for that whole ego thing.
Happy Birthday to my charming friend who makes Prince Charming look like a frog.
Happy Birthday to the most generous person I know! Except you never have to pay for anything.
Happy birthday to the woman with everything! Aside from a good sense of humour.
Happy Birthday to my friend who is so intelligent, you make rocket scientists look like they're still learning to spell.
Happy birthday to the coolest girl I've ever met! Except for the fact that you're constantly dressed in leopard print.
Happy birthday, my talented friend who makes Beyoncé look like a novice.
Happy birthday to my sweet friend who makes honey taste sour.
Happy birthday, the woman who has it all! Except for a hint.
Happy birthday, my best friend from the entire world! You're so incredible that I'm surprised you're not a princess.
Happy birthday to the most amazing person I've ever met! Except that you never respond to my texts.