30 Sarcastic Birthday Wishes for Friend
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Happy birthday, old pal! Don't worry, you don't appear to be over 100.
Another year has passed and I am no wiser. My dear friend, I wish you a very happy birthday.
Happy birthday to my best friend, who is smelling and mouldy like a fine cheese.
Congratulations on surviving another year, despite the fact that your life is a complete mess. Congratulations on your birthday!
My friend, happy birthday! May your wrinkles serve as a reminder of all the good times you've had.
Let's pretend we're still in our twenties for another year. Congratulations on your birthday!
Happy birthday, pal! May the rest of your day be as awkward as your dance moves.
Congratulations on getting another year closer to the end. My friend, happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my business partner! We may be getting older, but we're still getting into mischief.
Another year of being fabulous, which I define as barely functioning. Congratulations on your birthday!
Happy birthday to my friend, who has finally reached the age where he or she has forgotten how old they are.
Congrats on being one year closer to your midlife crisis. My friend, happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to the person who has yet to decide what they want to do with their lives. Continue to fantasise!
Here's to another year of pretending our lives are in order. My friend, happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my best friend, who is still using the same high school pickup lines.
Congratulations on another year of making bad decisions. My friend, happy birthday!
Happy birthday, pal! May your day be as hypnotic as your Instagram posts.
Here's to another year of doing everything mediocrely. Congratulations on your birthday!
Happy Birthday to the person who has yet to mature. Keep living the Peter Pan fantasy!
Congratulations on another year of singledom. Maybe next year you'll meet "the one." Congratulations on your birthday!
Happy birthday to my friend who continues to use their parents' Netflix account. Continue living your broken life!
Here's to another year of mediocrity. My friend, happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to the person who hasn't figured out how to be an adult yet. Continue to fantasise, my friend!
Congratulations on another year of living the same dull life. Congratulations on your birthday!
Happy birthday to a friend who still lives in their parents' basement. Continue to pursue your goals!
Here's to another year of being fundamental. My friend, happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to the person who has yet to discover their life's purpose. Keep looking, my friend!
Congratulations on another year of being a shambles. My friend, happy birthday!
Happy birthday to my friend who continues to use their ex's Netflix account. Continue living your dramatic life!
Here's to another year of working on myself. My friend, happy birthday!