Funny Anniversary Wishes
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Happy anniversary to the couple who has yet to figure out how to divide the chores evenly!
Congratulations on another year of putting up with each other's annoying habits.
Happy anniversary to the couple who demonstrate that love is blind... to the dirty dishes in the sink.
Happy new year of pretending to listen to each other!
Happy anniversary to the couple who has yet to figure out how to share the remote.
Congratulations on making it through another year of each other's bad jokes!
Happy anniversary to the couple who hasn't figured out how to fold a fitted sheet yet.
Congratulations on another year as each other's designated driver!
Happy anniversary to the couple who still can't figure out how to use the toilet.
Cheers to another year of staying away from the in-laws!
Happy anniversary to the couple who has yet to learn to cook a decent meal.
Congratulations on another year of pretending to be interested in each other's hobbies.
Happy anniversary to the couple who has yet to learn how to use a vacuum.
Congratulations on another year of forgetting important dates!
Happy anniversary to the couple who still hasn't figured out how to load the dishwasher properly.
Congratulations on another year as the worst decision you've ever made!
Happy anniversary to the couple who has yet to learn to parallel park.
Let's celebrate to another year of blaming the dog for the odour!
Happy anniversary to the couple who has yet to learn to dance.
Congratulations on another year of not making the bed.
Funny Anniversary Messages
Congratulations to the couple who still haven't figured out how to keep their plants alive!
Congratulations on surviving another year of attempting to do home improvement projects on your own.
Happy anniversary to the couple who demonstrate that love is blind... to all the laundry on the floor.
Cheers to another year of mismatched outfits!
Happy anniversary to the couple who has yet to learn how to fold a fitted sheet properly.
Congratulations on another year of serving as one another's personal alarm clocks.
Happy anniversary to the couple who has yet to learn how to cook without setting off the smoke detector.
Cheers to another year of pretending to care about each other's work stories!
Happy anniversary to the couple who has yet to figure out how to put together IKEA furniture without fighting.
Congratulations on surviving another year of trying to stay current with technology!
Happy anniversary to the couple who has yet to learn how to make a proper bed.
Cheers to another year of futile attempts to keep the house clean!
Happy anniversary to the couple who still hasn't figured out how to organise their pantry.
Congratulations on another year of providing each other with personal tech support!
Happy anniversary to the couple who has yet to learn to parallel park.
Cheers to another year of pretending to be a wedding dancer!
Happy anniversary to the couple who has yet to learn how to use chopsticks properly.
Congratulations on surviving another year of budgeting!
Happy anniversary to the couple who has yet to figure out how to hang a picture on the wall properly.
Cheers to another year of sending embarrassing texts to one another!
Funny Anniversary Quotes
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But after a while, you just wish you had a club and a spade."
"Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
"Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."
"I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." - Rita Rudner
"Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?" - Groucho Marx
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin
"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." - Samuel Johnson
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met." - Rodney Dangerfield
"Marriage is like a game of chess. Except the board is flowing water, the pieces
are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome." - Jerry Seinfeld
"Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up." - Evelyn Hendrickson
"Marriage is a ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband." - Unknown
"Marriage is not a word, it's a sentence... a life sentence."
"A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes into it."
"Marriage is a give and take relationship, but sometimes you just have to take and take."
"Marriage is like a roller coaster ride, full of ups and downs, twists and turns, and enough loops to make you dizzy."
"Marriage is like a game of twister, except instead of dots, there are emotions, and instead of a mat, there is the entire world."
"Marriage is like a marathon, except the finish line keeps moving and you never get to stop and catch your breath."
"Marriage is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get... but you know it's gonna be sweet."
"Marriage is a partnership in which one person is always right and the other is the husband... or the wife."