Funny Anniversary Quotes For Husband
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Make your husband's anniversary even more memorable with these amusing wishes. These messages are ideal for couples who enjoy laughing and having fun together. These messages will make your partner smile and laugh, whether you want to make fun of each other's quirks or celebrate another year of putting up with each other's nonsense. These funny anniversary wishes will help you express your love and appreciation in a lighthearted way, with a touch of humour and a lot of love.
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"Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke, and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome." - Jerry Seinfeld
"Marriage is a bond between two people who can't remember why they got married in the first place."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." - Mignon McLaughlin (with the caveat that you also fall out of love and back in again several times)
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But after a while, you just wish you had a club and a spade!"
"Marriage is not just spiritual communion; it is also remembering to take out the trash." - Joyce Brothers
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman
"Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot." - Minnie Pearl
"A good marriage is like a casserole; only those responsible for it really know what goes into it."
"The only way to have a successful marriage is to argue naked."
"Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener." - Pauline Thomason
Funny Anniversary Wishes for Husband
Happy anniversary to my life's love! "I can't believe we've tolerated each other for so long."
"You know you're stuck with me when you can't recall how long we've been married. "Happy anniversary, forgetful husband!"
"Marriage is a game of cards. All you need at first are two hearts and a diamond. But after a while, all you want is a club and a spade! My love, happy anniversary."
"Happy anniversary to the man who thinks I'm gorgeous even when I have morning breath and bed head!"
"I considered getting you a trophy for another year of marriage, but I decided a high five and a kiss would suffice. Happy anniversary, my lovely husband!"
"Marriage is said to be all about compromise, but I think it's more about hiding each other's snacks so we don't have to share. Happy anniversary, my snack-stealing darling!"
"I can't believe we've been together for this long. It seems like only yesterday that we were arguing about which flavour of ice cream to get. Happy anniversary, my hesitant love!"
"Happy anniversary to the person who is aware of all my flaws and still loves me despite them. I must be very lovable, or you're just desperate!"
"Let us toast to another year of putting up with each other's nonsense. My patient and loving husband, happy anniversary!"
"Marriage is said to be a rollercoaster ride, but I think it's more like a never-ending game of 'Would You Rather?' Happy anniversary, my vivacious coworker!"
Funny Anniversary Messages for Husaband
Happy anniversary to the man who, even when he's not trying to be funny, still makes me laugh after all these years.
Another year has passed, and we haven't killed each other. That, in my opinion, is cause for celebration. My dear husband, happy anniversary.
Congratulations on another year of annoyance for my favourite person. My lovable grump, happy anniversary.
Happy anniversary to the man who always forgets the little things but always remembers our anniversary. You're the real deal.
They say that laughter is the key to a happy marriage, and I'm glad we've got that covered. Happy anniversary, my witty husband.
Happy anniversary to the man who has brought me so much joy and laughter... and also so many dirty socks.
Happy anniversary to my best friend, my partner in crime, and the only person who can make me laugh until I cry. I adore you, hubby.
Another year of marriage entails pretending to listen to each other. My attentive husband, happy anniversary.
Happy anniversary to my handsome husband, who is ageing like a fine wine... or, depending on the day, a mouldy cheese.
Happy anniversary to the man who, even after all these years, still makes me feel butterflies in my stomach. Is it just indigestion? In any case, I adore you.