30 Funny Wishes for Boyfriend for Long Distance Relationship
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Happy birthday, my long-distance sweetheart! Maybe distance makes the heart grow fonder... or maybe it's just the constant texting and FaceTiming.
You've aged another year, but at least you're not getting any closer to my age. Happy birthday, Grandpa!
I'm sorry I can't give you a real birthday hug, but I'll send you a virtual one in its place. sends a clumsy hug🤗
Congratulations on making it another year as my long-distance boyfriend. You deserve a medal... or at the very least a very large slice of cake.
I wish I could be there to join you in your celebration, but you'll have plenty of cake to yourself. My sweet tooth wishes you a happy birthday.
I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are, and that the distance between us does not prevent you from having a wild and crazy night... or at least a mildly enjoyable one.
Happy birthday to the guy who can still make me laugh even when we're thousands of miles apart. Here's hoping that this year brings us closer together.
I'm sorry I can't be there to embarrass you in front of your friends and family, but I'll compensate by sending you an embarrassing birthday message. Enjoy!
They say that absence makes the heart grow fonder, but I think it just reminds me of how annoying you can be at times. Happy birthday, my favourite annoyance.
Happy birthday to the man who gives me the impression that I'm in a long-distance relationship with a celebrity. We don't see each other very often, but when we do, it's like a paparazzi frenzy.
I know we're thousands of miles apart, but that doesn't mean we can't celebrate your birthday! Grab a drink, crank up the music, and pretend I'm there with you. Just don't spill anything on your phone, please.
Happy birthday to the man who is always present for me, even when he isn't physically present. I'm not sure how you put up with my crazy long-distance antics, but I appreciate you every day.
It's your birthday, and you're free to cry if you want... but please don't, because it will only make me feel bad for not being there to comfort you. Instead, let us laugh, eat cake, and enjoy our long-distance love.
I couldn't be there in person to give you a physical birthday gift, but I did send you a virtual one. This is known as a birthday message, and it is priceless. You're very welcome.
Happy birthday to the guy who is constantly on my mind... primarily because we are in a long-distance relationship and I have nothing else to think about. I'm kidding, I adore you more than anything else. Have a wonderful birthday!
Absence, as they say, makes the heart grow fonder... but it also makes you forget how annoying your partner can be. Happy birthday to the guy who can irritate me from a long distance.
I'm sorry I can't give you a birthday kiss in person, but I'll send you a virtual one instead. mwah💏
Happy birthday to the guy who is always up for a long-distance movie date, even if it means pressing play at the same time and hoping for the best. Let's look forward to another year of watching cheesy rom-coms together.
Distance, they say, makes the heart grow fonder, but I believe it also makes you forget how strange your partner can be. So, on your birthday, let me remind you... you're still weird, but I love you anyway.
Happy birthday to the man who is always there for me, even if "there" is only a phone call or a text message. I'm not sure how I got so lucky to have you as a long-distance boyfriend, but I appreciate you every day.
I'm sorry I won't be able to attend your birthday celebration in person, but I promise to make amends when we're finally reunited. Have a wonderful day filled with laughter, love, and lots of cake until then.
Happy birthday to the guy who is always game for a long-distance game night, even if it means using Skype and hoping for a stable internet connection. Here's to another year of Scrabble crushing.
I'm sorry I won't be able to cook you a special birthday meal, but I'll send you a recipe and hope for the best. Just keep in mind that it's not my fault if it goes wrong.
Happy birthday to the man who never fails to make me laugh, even when we're thousands of miles apart. I'm not sure how you do it, but I appreciate you every day. Have a wonderful day, my love.
Happy birthday to the guy who is always willing to listen, even if it means we have to communicate over a shaky internet connection. You're the ideal long-distance boyfriend for any girl.
I'm sorry I can't give you a birthday hug in person, but I'll send you a virtual one instead. Simply close your eyes and imagine I'm there... hugs🤗
Happy birthday to the guy who is always up for a long-distance adventure, even if it means using Google Maps to explore the world. Here's to another year of virtual adventures and real-life fantasies.
I'm sorry I won't be able to sing you a birthday song in person, but instead I'll send you a recording of me singing badly. Consider it a gift from me to you.
Happy birthday to the guy who is always up for a long-distance workout, even if it means watching a YouTube video with me. Here's to another year of sweating it out together, even if we're not in the same room.
I'm sorry I won't be able to give you a birthday kiss in person, but I'll send you a photo of me blowing you one instead. kisses blows😘😘😘